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Aug. 27, 2015:  

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Script for Technology IT Guy Video

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Mustachio:
Ha ha ha <evil laugh>

Hello, JCC campus. I will bring the entire wireless network to its knees. I will lock the students out of their accounts and students won’t be able to submit their online homework after finished.

Why? Because I’m Mustachio

Ha ha ha <evil laugh>

IT Guy:
Looks like a job for it guy!

Student at Computer:
Mr. Jefferson. I don’t know how to log in to MyJCC. I need help.

IT Guy:
All right let me explain

Student at Computer:
Whoa, its IT guy!

IT Guy:
OK

Let me explain.

Student at Computer:
Whoa! It’s IT Guy.

IT Guy
From our website, click on the MyJCC box at the top, then on the login screen, click on first time users.  From there, follow the on-screen instructions to set up your username and password.  Once you’re logged in, you can gain access to CannonMail, SOAR, Blackboard and the library databases.

Upset Student:
Why won’ you t connect?  My homework its due in 5 minutes

IT Guy:
Hey I’m here to help

To login to the wireless access point on campus, you would choose JCC-Students as a wireless access point and you would use the same username and password that you use for MyJCC.

Much happier upset student:
Golly IT guy, thanks for all the help, now I can do my homework

IT Guy
Hey!  I see your using our new mail system

Student at computer:
Yeah, its pretty nice.

IT Guy:
Its faster, its easier to use with mobile devices and it comes with the SkyDrive.

Student at computer:
Hmm.  Interesting.

<Student and IT Guy in the sky>

IT Guy:
Hey!  What are you doing?

Student:
I thought JCC had a skydiving class.

IT Guy:
No, no, no!  I said SkyDrive.  It’s a free service that JCC where you can save all of your files online.  But, where’s your backpack?

Student:
I guess they didn’t give me one!

This is dumb!

Lost Student:
Hey! Aren’t you the IT guy?

IT Guy:
Yeah!  What’s up?

Lost Student:
I don’t know where the IT department is and I’m having issues with Blackboard.  Can you help me out?

IT Guy:
Yeah  I can show you where that is

<IT Guy and lost student disappear and re-appear in front  IT>

Lost Student:
How’d you get me here IT guy?

IT Guy:
Technology, man!

But if you ever need to get here by walking, it’s located underneath the library in building 5.

Beeps and music from students using Mobile devices

IT Guy:
Hey!

Hey! Since you like mobile devices so much, you should check out Blackboard online and MyJCC mobile. You can download both of these apps on Android and Apple devices. 

IT Guy:
If you’re looking for computers to use on campus, there’s the Open Lab at the top of building 6 and the library on the first floor of the fifth building.  

Mustachio:
You think you’re so clever IT guy, but I will be back next year because as long as I’m around, there will always be technical difficulties.  <evil laugh>  No wait, don’t turn me off…

<IT Guy shuts Mustachio down!>

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